Despite what some might tell you, Motchka is only infrequently vile.
Motchka supports marriage and family values...
...but that doesn't include Motchka's mother.
Motchka is up to date on the latest trends in Pop Psychology.
Motchka was put on this planet to create.
Motchka can sometimes be fairly flamboyant.
Motchka has been unjustly accused of having many faults.
There are those who wish Motchka would keep Motchka's mouth shut.
What the hell do they expect from a Champion?
Well, maybe not always so gently.
Do you ever wonder if You might be a Champion too?
Ask yourself if you truly believe that people should be just and fair.
Who is Motchka? Take your pick, but choose wisely.
Motchka is waiting, and Motchka has all the time in the world.
Motchka exalts the blue goddess.
Motchka has only contempt for those who worship the demon dollar.
Don't bring up New Age crap around Motchka.
You'll only be asking for trouble.
Motchka's hammer.
How to earn Motchka's affection:
One of these never hurts.
But if you really want Motchka's heart, offer to take Motchka here:
Or here:
Motchka is haunted by waters.
Motchka confesses that most of her memes were borrowed
from the web, and sometimes altered.
The final picture, however, is entirely Motchka's creation.
